I dug up my entries in my Xanga and it’s a shame to realize that I was posting non-sense, boring posts (I couldn’t even think that I had readers!). Most of them contained mushiness and some with hint of humor. And oh, I was also fond of giving tips, nonsensical tips at that. So now, I came up with putting my favorite Xanga entries under one category which I will call “Flashback.”
This was my post where I provided “some tips” to my readers if they are planning to watch a movie with their fathers. The post was in reference to my dad. We were watching Troy and Kill Bill Vol. 2 at that time, when it was newly released in CDs, when suddenly dad came in, spoiling the fun by asking a lot of questions and expressing his “thoughts” about the movie.
So here are the tips:
1. If you’re watching a sequel and he happened to haven’t watched the first part, tell him beforehand that it is a sequel. Well, you wouldn’t want to reiterate the whole part 1, right? Just tell him you’ll borrow the part 1 next time so he can watch it.
2. Do not watch any foreign film with subtitle in it with him; dads have tendencies of reading aloud every word.
3. Should you feel like watching sexy romantic movies, make sure your dad isn’t home. You wouldn’t want to receive another dose of his sermon, right? And chances are, you’ll end up always fast forwarding when there are kissing and bed scenes. Mwahaha.
4. Don’t watch a comedy film with your dad, especially during night time, you wouldn’t wanna create mayhem to the whole neighborhood, right? Dads have tendencies to give out a boisterous laugh even at a very common punch line.
5. Don’t watch a sci-fi movie with your Dad; chances are, he will be repetitive on questioning every extraordinary moves of the lead act.
6. Don’t watch a porn movie with your dad, I will think you’ve lost your sanity if ever you did that. Haha.
7. Don’t watch an action movie with your dad; he has tendencies on expressing his criticisms.
8. Don’t watch a drama movie with your dad; you might end up fighting the tears, should you feel like crying.
Bottom line is: Don’t watch a movie with your Dad. Haha.
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