They say that April Fools’ Day is one of the best days of the year because one gets to play pranks and gets away with it.   That is why, as early as now, some people would already search for the best April fools’ day pranks in preparation for the day.

We found some of the sites that contain the best April Fool’s Day pranks or practical jokes:

• April Fool Zone (http://aprilfoolzone.com/) contains user-submitted office pranks, classic jokes and suggestions for online hoaxes.
• April Fool’s Day on the Web (http://aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com/) contains the best April Fool’s Day website hoaxes for the past 8 years. One of the best ones were the fake trailer for a ‘new Harry Potter TV series’, the “pay what you weigh for your airline seat” promo, the story of the scientist discovered a way to eliminate sleep, among others.
• Kidz World (http://www.kidzworld.com/article/1939-april-fools-practical-jokes-and-pranks) contains April Fools pranks that are “kid-friendly”.
• April Fools (http://www.aprilfools.com/) contain good hearted pranks, hoaxes, gags, and giggles.
• Museum of Hoaxes (http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/) archives the Top 100 April Fools hoaxes of all time.

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Here are some of Bob Ong funny quotes and sayings:

1. “Ang babae, kahit inlove, DENY ng DENY. Ang lalaki, kahit walang gusto, I LOVE YOU ng I LOVE YOU.”

2.  ”Ang buhay parang teleserye, Kung hindi ka masaya ngayon, ABANGAN BUKAS.”

3.  ”Huwag kang matakot magmahal ulit, hindi naman lahat ng tao katulad niya.”

4.  ”Sometimes looking at my twitter profile page makes me think that I’M TALKING TO MYSELF.”

5. ”Tamang panahon, maling relasyon. Tamang relasyon, maling panahon.”

6. “Kung kailan kita namiss, doon mo ko natitiis.”

7. ”Ayokong nasasanay sa mga bagay na pwede namang wala sa buhay ko.”

8. ”Huwag kang matakot magmahal ulit, hindi naman lahat ng tao katulad niya.”

9. ”The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.”

10. ”Wala ka ng wala pero meron ka pa palang nararamdaman para sakanya.”

11.  ”That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life.”

12. ”Pano ka mabubuhay kung wala na siya? eh di HUMINGA KA WAG KANG TANGA.”

13. ”Yung feeling na minsan kailangan mo na talagang makipagplastikan kasi ramdam mo na pinaplastik ka din.”

14. “Pag wala ka, ang buhay ko parang lapis na hindi pa natatasahan: pointless.”

15. ”Huwag na huwag ka hahawak ng iba kapag alam mong may hawak ka na.”

16. “Nakakatakot nga na mapagkamalang hindi ka pwedeng mahalin, o mapagkamalian kang mahalin dahil sa itsura mo.”

17. “Kung magpalike ng Facebook Photos and Status Messages, kala mo close.”

18. ”Hindi katangahan ang umibig sa taong hindi ka mahal.”

19. ”Napaka daming dahilan para maging masaya, pero ok na yung rason na, “mahal kita.”

20. “Kung nakikita mo na ang dahilan para iwan siya ! WAG MO NA LNG TIGNAN!”

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It has been the feisty senator’s habit to deliver pickup lines to get the audience attention.  Here are a few of her pick-up lines in time for the heart’s month in a speech before the Philippine Society of Hypertension and the Philippine Lipid and Athersclerosis Society on Wednesday, February 8:

“Girl: Saan tayo magde-date sa Valentine’s? Boy: Sa sementeryo! Girl: Bakit doon? Boy: Para mapatunayan kong patay na patay ako sa’yo.

“Pedicab ka ba? Pedicabang i-date sa Valentine’s Day?

“Ang love, parang bayad sa jeep. Minsan, hindi nasusuklian.

“Bulaklak ka ba? Paa mo kasi maugat.

“Ang sabi nila, ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away.’ Kung guwapo o maganda ang doctor, ayoko na ng apple.

“Pwede bang magpa-blood test? Para malaman mo na type kita.

“Malapit na ang Valentine’s Day ah. Pero bakit ikaw mukha ka pa ring Halloween?

“Tuwing makikita ko ang mukha mo, parang gusto kong sumigaw ng ‘Objection!’

“Gusto kitang kasuhan ng trespassing. Kasi basta-basta ka lang pumapasok sa puso ko.

“Empleyado ka ba? Empleyado rin ako. Pwede tayong magkaroon ng union.”

For more Valentine’s Day Pickup lines, click here and here.

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Meet “Ate Vangie”, your Pinoy virtual assistant. A recent spoof of Siri made by MacapunoSystems has hit the web.

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Our “List of Funny Pinoy Pickup Lines“ post receives a lot of visitors everyday, and it has been one of our most visited pages. Apparently, more Pinoys are still interested with these catchy, funny Pinoy pick-up lines.

So here are more of the funny Pinoy pickup lines which were submitted to us: (you can send us more of it if you know some, and oh we prepare the cheesiest).

1. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

2. I hate to say this but, You are like my underwear. ‘Coz I can’t last a day without you!

3. Nakakatakot diba ang multo? Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

4. Am I a bad shooter? ‘Coz I keep on missing you.

5. May kakambal ka ba? Kasi you’re in my heart, yet you’re also in my mind.

6. Kung magiging subject ka, gusto ko ikaw ang pinakamahirap. Para sa ‘yo lang ako babagsak.

7. Eto ang tatandaan mo, hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay. Tulad ko, buhay pero patay na patay sa ‘yo.

8. Sana holdaper ka na lang. Para “ibibigay ko sa’yo lahat, wag mo lang akong sasaktan”

9. Sana ako nalang si antok, para gabi-gabi puwede kitang dalawin.

10. Sana Evacuation center k nalang para mabigyan mo ng kalinga ang puso kong nasalanta.

Please comment below to add more.

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Chris Lao reverberated on social networks again, this time not because of another floating car incident, but because he starred in a commercial for BPI Family Auto Loan Free Insurance with Acts of Nature Coverage.

In an interview by GMA News, he admitted he had gone through depression after all the bashing he went through. But his once disastrous experience has turned into something good, that after he was approached to portray as himself in the commercial. He says he can now pay the tuition for his daughter.

Watch the BPI Auto Loan Commercial with Chris Lao:

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The video shows Klaus clearly admiring the pen, then slowly moving it into one of his jacket pockets as Chilean President Sebastian Pinera speaks in front of the media announcing a trade agreement.  The nation he rules is now branding him as kleptomaniac.  The president’s staff defended his actions, claiming that he had every right to take the pen.   The presidential spokesman Radim Ochvat said that in the Prague Castle they always give such a pen to delegations, along with a notepad.

The Czech citizens created a Facebook to express their disappointment over their rulers action.

Here is the controversial video:

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Ian Usher realized he needed a fresh start so he put his entire life up for sale on eBay, from his toys to his toilet paper, ABC News reported.

The man has an odd way of letting go and moving on, literally!

Click here to visit his the A Life 4 Sale auction page.

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Read this interesting story:

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God, “Where have you been?” God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look,Michael. Look what I’ve made.”

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, “What is it?” “It’s a planet,” replied God, “and I’ve put Life on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a great place of balance.”

“Balance?” inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. “For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, but cold and harsh while southern Europe is going to be poor but sunny and pleasant.”

“I have made some lands abundant in water and other lands parched deserts.”

“This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.”

The Archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a group of Islands and said, “What are those?”

“Ah,” said God. “That’s the Philippines, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, rivers, mountains and forests.

The people from the Philippines are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world.

They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving and they will be known throughout the world as carriers of peace and love.”

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, “What about balance, God? You said there would be balance.

” God replied wisely, “Wait until you see the idiots I designated as their leaders.”

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The Official List of Philippine Holidays for 2008
Read up on Republic Act No. 9492

LONG WEEKEND!!!! Tuesday, January 1 New Year’s Day

LONG WEEKEND!!!! Monday, February 25 EDSA Revolution Anniversary
(baka hindi i-declare, GMA loves to piss off the Aquinos these days)

LONG LONG HOLY WEEKEND!!!!
March 20 Maundy Thursday
March 21 Good Friday
March 22 Black Saturday
March 23 Easter Sunday

LONG WEEKEND!!!! Monday, April 7 Araw ng Kagitingan
(in lieu of April 9)

LONG WEEKEND!!!! Monday, May 5 Labor Day
(in lieu of May 1)

LONG WEEKEND!!!! Monday, June 16 Independence Day
(in lieu of June 12)

LONG WEEKEND!!!! Monday, August 25 Ninoy Aquino Day
(in lieu of August 21 & concurrent with National Heroes Day)

October __ : Eid’l Fitr
(to be confirmed by the OMA: Office of Muslim Affairs)

November 1, All Saints Day
(shiyet, it falls on a Saturday!)

LONG WEEKEND!!!! Monday, December 1 Bonifacio Day
(in lieu of Nov. 30)

and the grand momma of all long weekends, a 12-day extravaganza of a LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG WEEKEND:

Wednesday, December 24 Official Last-Minute Shopping Holiday
(declared by Spanky H. Enriquez)

Thursday, December 25 Christmas Day
(declared by GOD)

Friday, December 26
(do you really think Pinoys will go to work on this day?)

Saturday, December 27
Sunday, December 28

Monday, December 29 Rizal Day
(in lieu of December 30)

Tuesday, December 30
(see Friday, December 26 for reference)

Wednesday, December 31 Last Day of the Year Holiday
(declared by GMA)

Thursday, January 1, 2009 is still a holiday…

Friday, January 2
(seriously, no one intends to work on this day!)

Saturday, January 3
Sunday, January 4

Okay, here is the official partial listing of regular holidays/special non-working and working holidays for 2008 (taken from the Official Website of the Republic of the Philippines).

New Year’s Day – January 1
Maundy Thursday – March 20
Good Friday – March 21
Araw ng Kagitingan – April 9 (Wednesday) Monday nearest April 9
Labor Day – May 1 (Thursday) Monday nearest May 1
Independence Day – June 12 (Thursday) Monday nearest June 12
Benigno “Ninoy” Aquino Day August 21 (Thursday) Monday nearest August 21
National Heroes’ Day (Last Monday of August) – August 25
Eid’l Fitr (Feast of Ramadhan)
All Saints’ Day (Special Holiday) – November 1
Bonifacio Day – November 30 (Sunday) Monday nearest November 30
Christmas Day – December 25
National mourning in honor of Dr. Jose Rizal and other victims of the Philippine Revolution December 30 (Tuesday) – Monday nearest December 30
Last Day of the Year (Special Holiday) December 31